Honkai: Star Rail: I’m a Fictional Historian in Shanjian Tian

[Possibly Not-So-Light Everyday Life] [Possibly Not-So-Subtle Main Plot Progression] [The Author Loves Shipping Couples] [No Female Lead. If Plans Change, Then Treat either Sampo or the Trailblazer as the female lead]

Transmigrating into Honkai: Star Rail

"A so-called fictional historian only needs to make real history absurd enough that people think it's fiction." This is what the Scribe once said, and it became a required lesson for all fictional historians.

An outrageous tale about someone who takes the name Scribe, catches the mysterious gaze of a god, signs a contract with Shanjian Tian, receives a super System (probably), and boards the Astral Express.

The protagonist: a sunny, cheerful, funny guy who might one day punch the cosmos.

The protagonist's bro, who'll be a great help in punching the cosmos one day: Sampo.

The protagonist's female bro, another future helper in punching the cosmos: the Trailblazer.

"I'm going to tell a story, a story about the Aeons of the cosmos."

"The universe is one giant Pela. Seven Pelas fought a Holy Grail War on Fuyuki, ultimately unleashing all the world's evils and letting the flames of destruction consume half the cosmos."

"Harmony is actually Voracity after the Swarm Disaster. Everyone assimilated by it has had their mind devoured."

"Remembrance and the Mysticism are actually Aha and Trailblaze. But at the edge of the universe, they encountered the End King atop the Tree of Existence, and their existence was twisted."

"The Eternal scorched the Three Sages with one scheme, while Preservation protected the cosmos with a brilliant plan."

"Welcome to the Scribe's radio station. Whatever you want, you won't find it here, because I damn well feel like it."

A disclaimer: This work contains lots of plot diversions, extensive plot alterations, and plenty of butterfly effects.