Underworld 996: A Reemployment Guide for Western Ghouls

Western ghosts invade the Underworld? The Ox-Head and Horse-Face strike back by sending them to 007!

The Western Hell is on the verge of bankruptcy because its performance is so poor. Satan slams his hand on the table: "We're stealing souls from the East!"

A vampire legion runs into instant noodles with black donkey hooves, while werewolves get hit with noise complaints and fines from square-dancing grannies.

Sadako crawls out of a TV, only to be forced to watch a shopping channel: "For just 998, get the VIP reincarnation express lane!"

The King of Hell scrolls through short videos as he gives orders: "Shut the gates! Send Di Ting! And while you're at it, update the Merit System..."

The Western ghost prisoners are all dumbfounded: Why was our holy water identified as hypochlorous acid disinfectant?

Even worse, they're caught and made to work as customer service reps: "Dear, please leave us a five-star review, or you'll be working overtime until your soul vanishes!"

Novel title: Underworld 996: A Guide to Reemployment for Western Ghouls

Core tone: Absurd, laugh-out-loud humor, a barrage of memes, East-West cultural clashes, overworked office drone jokes, and silly everyday life in a modernized Underworld.