A special forces soldier, Tang Sen, transmigrates as Tang Sanzang and beats the rebellious Monkey King to a pulp from the start.
Sun Wukong boasts, “When I wreaked havoc in Heaven, ”
“Heaven’s under city management now!” Tang Sen counters with a shoulder throw.
Pigsy sidles up with a lascivious grin. “Lovely Bodhisattva~”
Pinned face-first in the dirt, the pig hears a gun being cocked: “Keep running your mouth and I’ll give you a physical send-off.”
Sha Wujing clutches his monk’s staff and trembles. “Master, I’ll carry the luggage!”
On the road to the Western Heaven, Tang Sen carries a Glock in his left hand and the Black Bear Spirit in his right.
Watching through his water mirror, the Tathagata breaks down. “What the hell, is this supposed to be the Asura Path?”
It looks good, but I'm going to laugh to death again, and my stomach hurts from laughing so hard
I'm chasing this book with all my energy, it's so silly, haha