From the start, Mu Deqian is stuck in a cave with no path to immortality, so hungry he's seeing stars, when an “unknown object” drops from the sky and smacks him!
“What the heck! Which immortal has no sense of public decency? Who throws things from up high? And what did they throw...”
Before he can finish, a roar sounds in his mind!
[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have successfully bound the Cosmic Treasure: Chaos Spirit Poo!]
[Initial function: Generates unlimited Spirit Soil! Converts all things into top-grade soil brimming with the vitality of chaos!]
[New-user bonus: Includes a “Chaos Spirit Garden” space where the flow of time can be adjusted!]
Mu Deqian stares at the thing, golden-brown and bubbling with little “pops,” and falls into deep thought.
Then he tosses in a leftover fruit pit. The Spirit Poo lets out a burp and spits out a handful of rainbow-colored soil.
[Ding! High-grade fertilizer detected: century-old demon wolf droppings. Spirit Soil quality +10! Fertility x200%!]
[Ding! The radish seeds you planted on a whim have absorbed the chaotic spiritual energy and evolved into “Ten-Thousand-Year Dragonblood Ginseng”!]
[Warning! Warning! The mosquito-repelling grass you cultivated with an immortal herb has scared away the demonic patriarch a thousand miles away!]
Mu Deqian: “...Come on, I just wanted to grow some vegetables so I wouldn't starve!”
