The Great Ranter of Zhenguan: Even Li Er Is Stunned by My Tirades

After his soul travels back to the Zhenguan era, he becomes Zong Dapao, a hoodlum everyone loves to hate. From the start, he's falsely accused of harassing a woman and sentenced to be drowned in a pond. Don't panic! Watch Zong Dapao talk his way out of anything: he can bluff Li Shimin and scare even the most vicious nobles!

“Your Majesty, I observed the heavens last night, and the color of your underpants is all wrong!” “Uncle Cheng, your dark face means your fortune is turning sour. Just twirl my blessed string of walnuts and you'll be fine!”

No System, no superpowers. All he has is a silver tongue and a modern man's “obvious assumptions”! In the Zhenguan era, I, Zong Dapao, swear to build a golden age with lies... I mean, “wisdom,” and keep the whole Tang dynasty in stitches! If you don't like it, come and get me!