I Read the Crippled Prince's Thoughts and Run His Manor My Way

Being a maid is no way to live, especially as a low-ranking servant to a cruel, leg-disabled villain prince. You could end up dismembered and tossed into a flower bed as fertilizer. Just as she was weighing whether to buy her freedom or run for it, she heard a voice in her mind: [The base of my tail hurts so much! What is this maid even good for? She can't even check on me!] Jiang Jinyue: ... [Vegetable porridge every single day! She practically makes sure there's not a speck of meat! The second I hear her stirring the pot, I feel like throwing up!] Jiang Jinyue made century egg and lean pork congee. The prince ate three bowls! [This maid has no sense at all! I'm bored to death, and she can't even read me a book to pass the time. She's like a block of wood!] So she started telling him an old-fashioned, heart-wrenching melodrama: “Your Highness, a little heartbreak is good for you.” Prince Chen: “What nonsense! That's murder!” She took him out to play cuju and made him the goalkeeper: “If anyone kicks the ball your way, just fall over and accuse them of beating you!” The villain: “Could you at least treat me like a person?!” Later, when the villain recovered, not only were his legs perfectly fine, he was in fantastic shape. She was getting ready to pack up and leave when someone blocked her way. “Damn it! Are you going off to torment someone else again?!” [The prince's manor is missing a lady of the house. I think you'd be just right for the job.] Jiang Jinyue: “...” Matchmakers came one after another, and every one of them was turned away. [I told you I'm not getting married! I only want Xiao Yueyue! They keep coming back every day! They must be here for the tea!] Someone mentioned that the eldest Miss Su, the heroine, was the most beautiful woman in the capital, dazzling all who saw her. The villain replied with a straight face: [Nonsense! Xiao Yueyue is obviously the most beautiful woman!]