Transmigrate as a Sacred Body: Cybertronian Ninjutsu and Immortality Cultivation

You've got to be kidding me?! I put up with being a corporate wage slave. I accepted getting struck by lightning while overcoming tribulations on the path to immortality. I even made peace with being cannon fodder in the Great Ninja War. But on my third transmigration, I turned into a ridiculously handsome Transformer. I looked down and found sleek, smooth armor, without even a USB port to my name?! I, Lin Xun, have only two goals in life: First, stay alive and never transmigrate a fourth time, no matter what! Second, do science, and build me a lower half, literally! This is the hardcore tale of a former hero turned master of playing it safe, piloting a beat-up ship with a mad genius scientist and a Decepticon bruiser he picked up along the way. For the sake of happiness with a lower half, literally, he bluffs, cheats, and hustles his way across the sea of stars, rebuilding his manhood along the way!