My Ditzy Coworker Goes “Squee!” and I Slap Her Right Back

My coworker Lin Fei has a terrible memory. She booked me a ticket on a slow green train instead of a plane.

I asked her to change it back. She agreed to my face, then promptly forgot, making me late to meet a client and ruining the contract.

The next day, I brought a gift to apologize. Only when I opened the box did I discover that the antique vase had been replaced with a decorative one.

The client kicked me out, and the company fired me too.

I went to confront her, but she apologized coyly. "Smooch! I didn't mean to! I'll apologize to you, okay?"

Furious, I charged at her and started fighting, but she shoved me down the stairs and broke my neck.

When I opened my eyes again, Lin Fei was pouting. "Smooch! I didn't mean to. I picked the wrong way to travel!"

I kicked her!

"Smooch your mom! If you picked the wrong one, pick again!"