Wang Erwa was chasing a sheep when he stumbled upon an old Taoist priest taking a “bowl bath.” What terrible luck!
The old man demanded his sheep as “compensation for emotional distress.” Erwa exploded, cursing him with a children's rhyme and calling him a “butt-picker.” The naked old Taoist flew into a rage, pinned him down, and shaved his head bald. “Become my apprentice! Five years as a monk!” Erwa talked back? The old Taoist gave a sinister smile. “Refuse, and I'll take your little treasure!” The next second, Erwa really did feel a chill in his pants! To save his manhood, he bowed through his tears.
His fierce second uncle came to demand an explanation, only to be frozen in place. The old Taoist whispered, “Study with me, and you'll see your parents.” The uncle's attitude changed in an instant, and he urged Erwa to learn. But this “training” was a nightmare! Five years as a monk meant herding sheep, chopping wood, and heating bathwater for the old Taoist!
When the ordeal was finally over, the old Taoist tossed him an OPPO phone. “Message me on WeChat if anything comes up! I'm out!” Erwa's life of courting disaster had only just begun! His eccentric master assigned jobs through WeChat, and the bathtub doubled as a portal:
“Mission: Beat up Zhu Yuanzhang! Poison Li Shimin! Kidnap a concubine and drown a corrupt official! Trick Sun Wukong into rebelling! Then take on the big shots of the Chan Sect for practice! Drive the hypocrite Song Jiang to his death!”
**Hit on gaming goddess Zhao Ling'er...** (Dear readers, who else do you want the protagonist to torment? Just place your order!)
(Refuse? The old Taoist: “Keep this up and your novel will be canceled!”)
The more trouble he gets into, the stronger his body becomes: immune to magic and invulnerable as steel! Holding his bathtub and staring at WeChat, Erwa roars in despair, “What kind of stupid monk life is this? How long do I have to keep risking my life?” With his manhood hanging by a thread and the mystery of his parents buried deep in his heart, where will this bowl of “magic water” splash next?
This book is more like a historical patch, leaving a turning point for those loyal people who sacrificed their lives for the country in the tragic history, allowing the lives of heroes to bloom with flowers of hope. It comforts the painful feelings when reading the history of national suffering and inspires the unyielding will of those who come after us!
The concept is advanced and the characters are lifelike. It's worth watching.