【Reader’s Guide: The heroine is literally insane (in the medical sense); no romance; everyone is a goofball】
Yu Jiujiu transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a minor character who dies early, and gets bound to an absurd System:
“The crazier the Host’s emotions, the more powerful her words become!”
To stay alive, she lets loose completely:
Her master lectures on the Dao? She rants, “Daoist arts aren’t half as fun as square dancing!”
Her senior brother practices swordplay? She cackles, “That move couldn’t shave a chicken without a struggle!”
Until one day...
The Demon Venerable marches on them with an army. She sneezes and blurts out, “Those gloomy clouds look just like my grandpa’s underpants!”
In an instant, ghostly gray underpants appear above the heads of tens of thousands of demon soldiers!
The Demon Venerable: ???
The whole cultivation world goes mad: Fairy! Please stop using your powers!!
#EveryoneElseCultivatesWhileIGoCrazy#
#ILaunchMyselfAtTheWholeWorldWithoutDiscrimination#
#SavingTheWorldWithCrazyTalkAgainToday#
