The Patriarch Transmigrates into the Villain’s Mom, and Her CEO Husband Is Mute

【Mind reading + gossip + parenting variety show + cute pets + metaphysics + livestreaming + showbiz + wish fulfillment】 Fu Yu, a metaphysical grandmaster who can hear the thoughts of spirit beasts and flowers across the three realms, transmigrated into a book and became a minor celebrity who was secretly married to a domineering CEO and hated by the entire internet. The good news: Her CEO husband couldn’t speak and was mute. The bad news: She could hear his thoughts, and every word was vicious and cutting, punctuation aside. The good news: Fu Yu became a mother without the pain of childbirth. The bad news: Her son would grow up to become a great villain and burn his own mother alive. The good news: She lived in a villa, drove a sports car, and could swipe a black card whenever she wanted. The bad news: She’d just abandoned her husband and child for a pretty boy on the side, and was keeping that scumbag afloat by streaming risqué content. The good news: She was the true heiress lost by a wealthy family. The bad news: The fake heiress was a green tea, the family’s darling, and an invincible white lotus who could crush anyone. The moment Fu Yu returned home, she’d be ground into the dirt. On her first day in the book, the CEO’s butler and her wealthy birth mother came looking for her. The livestream of their encounter topped a hundred thousand viewers, but devoted fans of a brainless top-tier star joined forces to have them blacklisted. Fu Yu had no choice but to cling to her mute husband and take part in a parenting variety show. She was terrible at looking after her child, and the couple fought with pure hatred, yet to her surprise, the whole internet showered them with praise. Fu Yu’s fortune-telling livestreams took off when she used her ability to hear pets’ thoughts, making her the top spirit medium in showbiz. She left a divorce agreement behind and fled with her child, planning to give all the sweet boys of the world a home. Her mute CEO husband cornered her against a wall, eyes red with anger, and finally spoke: “Come home with me! Don’t make me get down on my knees!” The little villain: Hee-hee! Fu Yu: No hee-hee!