Other people transmigrate into a book and raise kids to become dragons among men, pushing them relentlessly.
I transmigrate into a book and raise kids to become “good-for-nothings,” so we can happily lie flat!
I open my eyes to find myself the villainous mother in an old-school tragedy?
I look at the future top scholar before me: pale and skinny, and able to do nothing but recite classical texts…
I slam the table. “To hell with studying! I’m done playing out this tragic novel!”
[Ding! The Delinquent-Raising System has bound itself to you! Mission: Turn the bookworm into a top-tier wastrel!]
Tear up the Confucian classics! Kick down the schoolhouse door! Teach him to fight crickets, squander money, and argue with everyone in the capital!
“Kiddo, remember this life motto: when you cause trouble, go all out; when you spend money, enjoy it; when someone needs to take the blame… let Mom run first!”
I thought I was raising a little terror, but who could have guessed…
He fights crickets and becomes an entomologist?
He squanders money and builds a business empire?
He argues his way into the imperial palace and becomes the emperor’s favorite?!
As officials throughout the court beg me to share my “secret to raising children”…
I pick at my toes and ponder:
“What if the secret is… spoiling him rotten?”
(System notification: Host, you have earned the achievement [God of Winning by Doing Nothing]!)
A wastrel? No! I raised a polymath!
Raise the cubs in the opposite direction and become a god! Others take the baby to the Qingbei, but the heroine just wants to raise a useless child! Bind to the Dandy System, tear up the books of sages, teach losers, and learn to antagonize people. The goal is: the devil incarnate! As a result, Zaizai became an expert by fighting crickets, became a prodigal and lost his business empire, and defeated others and entered the Golden Palace?! The heroine picks her feet and is confused: The secret is... To spoil her to death? Hilarious counter-routine, high energy throughout! This lying down position is so exciting, I can't stop watching it! Recommended from above!