“You have a new forced-purchase order! Please sign for it!
Bound to the Misfortune Bank System, he’s the chosen unlucky one, and his daily routine is getting cursed into taking all kinds of bizarre orders:
A ghost who jumped off a building changes his resume name to ‘Pei Sun’ and shoves bankruptcy bad luck on him.
The Thunder God chases him down to strike his delivery: “Hey, the aftershocks from your tribulation are cash on delivery!”
Even Old Sun pawns his tightening curse to take out a loan: “This old Sun wants to become an esports streamer!”
Then Pei Shou discovers that bad reviews can bring the heavens to heel!
The Heavenly Dao gets a bad review and the worldline collapses? He gives the sun one star: “Poor heating, bad review!”
Sitting at the coffin-lid checkout counter, he laughs until he cries: “So misfortune is the universe’s hard currency!”
But then his phone flashes a blood-red alert:
“Warning! The universe has exceeded its limit of bad reviews!”
All the bad reviews gather into a giant beast that devours dimensions, its belch shattering the stars:
“Give me five stars... or I’ll chew you up too!”
Pei Shou grabs the scythe he bought on installment from the Grim Reaper and lists the Bad Review Beast on the trading screen:
“Cosmic Destroyer Beast for sale, installments accepted, ”
“Whoever leaves a good review gets to sic it on their enemy!”
