I Have Every LoL Skill

[High Martial Arts + System progression + mostly invincible power fantasy + all LoL skills] On the day I changed professions, I awakened F-rank potential, and everyone laughed at me for being a loser. Little did they know that a League of Legends skill System had activated inside me: I could use any of the 855 skills belonging to 171 champions! "F-rank growth potential? Just watch me stack my skills!" Thresh's [Damnation] reaped souls, Sion's [Soul Furnace] built a scaling shield, and once I was in the late game, I could save up and buy [Heartsteel]! When I flicked a school bully away with one finger, the whole school went wild: "No wonder he's been top of the class for three years straight! Even with F-rank potential, that bully can't hold a candle to him!" A teammate in danger? Shen's ultimate instantly teleported in with a shield, while Galio's [Hero's Entrance] brought justice down from the heavens! Enemies celebrating? Karthus's [Requiem] ignored distance as he sang them a song! Being hunted by the big shots? Zilean's [Chronoshift] revived everyone, Ryze's [Realm Warp] teleported the whole group to safety, and even Mel's [Soul's Reflection] bounced every ranged attack right back! "Bro, how do you throw out skills as casually as basic attacks?" I sneered as I munched on an orange I'd pulled from my crotch. "That's nothing... Want to try Mordekaiser's [Realm of Death] in a one-on-one arena match?" Twelve years of League and over ten thousand games of experience! Definitely worth a read!