Tomb Raider Notes: My Frailty Makes You Unable to Leave Me Behind

New book: [Tomb Raiding, Two Male Leads, Original Couples, Frail Hero]

Synopsis:

Xiao Ge: Come on, let’s go on a trip.

Pangzi: You call this a trip? A trip to a tomb?

Wu Xie: ?

Xiao Ge’s inner thoughts: We’re going to the tomb to find medicinal herbs to restore Wu Xie’s health.

Wu Xie: All right, it’s a treasure-hunting trip.

Pangzi: All right, Fat Grandpa’s here to blow up a tomb!

Wu Xie: Why aren’t you knocking me out this time?

Xiao Ge: Stay with me. You’ll be safe.

Pangzi: Yeah, he listens when he’s with you.

Everyone else: You’re going without me? Is there something fun going on?

Xiao Hua: Without me, you’d need a permit from the relevant authorities.

Black Glasses: Boss Xiao, the God of Wealth, need a bodyguard? (Holds out a payment QR code.)

Wu Xie: What a crowd. (Inner thoughts: They’re all cockblocks.)

With so many of you around, how am I supposed to put my plan to keep him here into action?

Chapter One: Bringing the God Home

The ten-year pact has come due.

A fire burns and crackles in front of the Bronze Gate. Wu Xie and Pangzi sit and lie back on the steps, resting with their eyes closed.

“How many days has it been, Pangzi?” “Three.”

“When Xiao Ge comes out, don’t go blabbing about what happened these past few years, okay?”

“Little Tianzhen, you just keep pushing your luck. When Xiao Ge comes out, I’m going to tell him all about you. Otherwise, all the hardship these past few years will have been for nothing.”

“Yeah, right. I’m not afraid of that mute bottle. He still owes me for leaving me behind, and we need to settle that score.”