Honkai Impact 3Rd: If You Show a Health Bar, You’re Getting Dragged Off to Be a Boss

Also known as: Kiana’s Older Sister’s Multiverse Adventure Squad | The Noble Self-Cultivation of a Demon Worlder | I’m a Demon Worlder, and I Raid Dungeons Across the Multiverse! | The All-Around Job Change Mentor of Honkai | Of Course, Anyone Without a Health Bar Gets Dragged Off to Be a Boss Yuri, Honkai, crossover, DNF, invincible, System Parody version: “Fellow countrymen, open up! We’re all good people. We won’t take so much as a pin or a thread from you!” A snowman with a pixelated head grinned with chaotic-evil delight as she pounded on the dimensional barrier leading to other worlds. When the world portals opened, the worlds’ sentiences were left in tears. It was true they hadn’t taken so much as a pin or a thread. They’d taken everything except pins and thread! Simplified version: A story about Puxiya, who transmigrates into Honkai as experimental subject K422, teaches the Valkyries how to change jobs in DNF, and starts the Birth of Freya Adventure Squad, leading them on raids across different worlds :) Serious version: Beneath the permafrost of Siberia, a gigantic beast’s glowing eyes watched the Valkyries before it. “Humans, am I really evil?” Deep in the gloomy Nine Hells, inside the Judgment-class Honkai Beast Chiyou, a weak and frenzied whisper echoed: “So dark, so cold...” At the center of Mu Continent in the Previous Era stood a towering structure that reached the heavens: the Silent City. A shriveled, diminutive old man murmured, “Prophecies can be changed...” What choices will those fighting Honkai make as brand-new enemies continue to appear? Now, the past, and the future: countless fates intersect across time and space. And for the countless worlds still trapped in suffering, the Adventure Squad’s journey and salvation will finally come