I ended up inside Mr. Vampire as Uncle Jiu's eldest disciple and planned to lie flat and cling to his coattails.
> But when Uncle Jiu taught me to draw talismans, I casually wrote “666” instead.
> Watching Old Madam Ren rise from her grave, I couldn't resist narrating the scene: “Now that's what you call a graveyard rave.”
> Uncle Jiu decided to send me down the mountain. “If you stay here any longer, even the Patriarch's coffin lid won't be able to hold him down.”
> After leaving the mountain, I met the younger Zhang Zhiwei and Zhang Huaiyi.
> Zhang Huaiyi: “Brother, your Golden Light Mantra is pretty good.”
> Me: “I learned it from Uncle Jiu. He said it's especially good against zombies.”
> Zhang Zhiwei's expression crumbled. “You call the Celestial Master Mansion's secret art... something for fighting zombies?”
Lin Jiu, as a disciple of Maoshan, couldn't recognize the Golden Light Mantra of Longhu Mountain? [What?]