Unbelievable! This Old Coot Is Completely Out of Control!

(No getting younger, no getting younger. Urban life + livestreaming + old man + traditional martial arts + sports + business warfare) "Whatever it is, take it up with my insurance company!" "I'd think twice before touching me. This is my terminal illness diagnosis." A disastrous start: a pure-hearted young man becomes a seventy-year-old grandfather with a terminal illness, and from the start, he sets out to repay his doctor wife! Then he awakens the Shocking System, and from that point on, his life is nothing but one outrageous stunt after another. Ox-style Bajiquan? Five Lightning Whips! And the Thirteen Needles That Borrow Life! He rides a shared bike to win first place in a road cycling race, livestreams stakeouts for food-delivery thieves, turns into a judge on the subway and slaps a sixty-year-old punk, then competes in unrestricted UFO combat at over seventy. He beats the foreigners until they cry out: "Grandpa Niu, I was wrong!" "Quit messing around. Your Grandpa Niu is running to be the next global big shot! I hope you'll all support me!" But what's the price of fame? Wang Daniu looks at the political darlings, glamorous celebrities, and powerful businesswomen in black stockings crowding around him, and sighs: "The price of fame is your kidneys. Your kidneys!"