I Survived the Tomb Raiding Crew by Telling Crosstalk

The CP hasn't been decided yet. I'll figure it out later in the story. I transmigrated as Wu Xie's childhood friend and got bound to a crosstalk performer System. In the Seven Star Lu Palace, I played the clappers at a blood corpse: “Mister, may I ask your surname?” Zhang Qiling silently bled himself, while Black Glasses laughed so hard his gun went off. In the Xisha Undersea Tomb, I taught a banshee to sing Errenzhuan: “Hey, gorgeous, give us a spin!” The hand holding Xie Yuchen's water sleeves shook again and again. At the Cloud Top Palace, I shouted into a microphone at the Nine Dragons Carrying a Corpse Coffin: “Bro in the coffin, send me a rocket!” Wu Xie covered his face. “Please, can you act normal for once?” Then, before the Bronze Gate, I suddenly turned serious. “The Ultimate is a broken record.” Everyone instantly drew their blades. “Speak like a normal person!” I immediately backed down. “...It's just playing ‘dear viewers, smash that like button and subscribe’ on repeat?”