I Survived the Tomb Raiding Crew by Telling Crosstalk

The CP hasn't been decided yet. I'll figure it out later in the story.

I transmigrated as Wu Xie's childhood friend and got bound to a crosstalk performer System.

In the Seven Star Lu Palace, I played the clappers at a blood corpse: “Mister, may I ask your surname?”

Zhang Qiling silently bled himself, while Black Glasses laughed so hard his gun went off.

In the Xisha Undersea Tomb, I taught a banshee to sing Errenzhuan: “Hey, gorgeous, give us a spin!”

The hand holding Xie Yuchen's water sleeves shook again and again.

At the Cloud Top Palace, I shouted into a microphone at the Nine Dragons Carrying a Corpse Coffin: “Bro in the coffin, send me a rocket!”

Wu Xie covered his face. “Please, can you act normal for once?”

Then, before the Bronze Gate, I suddenly turned serious. “The Ultimate is a broken record.”

Everyone instantly drew their blades. “Speak like a normal person!”

I immediately backed down. “...It's just playing ‘dear viewers, smash that like button and subscribe’ on repeat?”