Tang Niu cursed at his phone: “Teach me to flirt, my ass! I’ve been single for twenty-five years and haven’t even held a girl’s hand!”
> Right after he finished cursing, he was suddenly bound to the “Charming Casanova System.”
> The System warned coldly: [Get sincere praise from three women within 24 hours, or remain single forever.]
> He worked up the courage to hit on the goddess at a coffee shop, but she called him a “pervert” before he could finish speaking.
> Just as he was about to despair, the goddess handed him a tissue. “Wipe off your sweat. The way you’re blushing... is kind of cute.”
> Tang Niu was overjoyed. “Did I complete the mission?”
> The System: [No. She just feels sorry for you.]
> The next moment, the goddess turned away and made a call. “Mom, I met this idiot today. He was pretty funny.”
> As Tang Niu stood frozen in shock, the System suddenly chimed: [Mission complete.]
