Team-Building at Liangshan

The day I transmigrated into Lu Junyi, I promptly kicked Song Jiang out of Liangshan’s top seat.

Li Kui doesn’t like it? I pull out my phone and play “Song of the Heroes”: “Follow me, and every day will be ranked matches!”

Fang La’s army is bearing down, so I recite The Communist Manifesto on the spot: “Brothers, wouldn’t it be great to overthrow the landlords and divide the land?”

I recruit Fang La’s million rebels, and Liangshan Group’s valuation instantly tops a hundred million.

During the campaign to destroy the Song, I use drones to drop leaflets: “The Great Song’s HR team has already fled. Come claim your benefits here!”

The day the Mongol cavalry rides south, I stand atop the city wall and raise a megaphone:

“So you’re Genghis Khan? You’ve got cattle on the steppe, but Liangshan has Lu Zhishen...”

“He can uproot a willow tree with his bare hands. Can you?”