Sang Ning entered a quick transmigration world. Her task was to play her part as a cannon-fodder character and follow the plot to the end, after which she could take her tens of millions in retirement money and lie flat in carefree luxury.
A habitual slacker, Sang Ning thought: “Getting paid to slack off and clocking out on time? This job is a dream!”
So she diligently courted death and worked hard at slacking off, hoping the male lead would hate her soon so she could finish her job and retire.
But she didn’t know that the male lead in every world could hear her thoughts.
• After becoming the stand-in for the CEO’s first love, she acted meek and obedient. Inside, she thought: [Brilliant! Paid leave and a breakup payout! Hurry it up, I’m ready to retire!]
But instead of tossing her a check and telling her to get lost, the CEO cornered her against the wall and said with red-rimmed eyes, “I don’t care about some first love. I only want you!”
• After becoming the junior sister who betrayed her master and fell into demonic cultivation, she prepared to steal the secret manuals according to the plot. Inside, she thought: [Come catch me! Destroy my cultivation! Kick me out of the sect! I can’t spend another day in this cultivation world!]
But instead of expelling her from the sect, the aloof Immortal Venerable shielded her in front of the whole sect. “She’s mine. Who dares lay a hand on her?”
• After becoming a favored consort sent to secure the emperor’s affections, destined to take a blade for the female lead, she closed her eyes and waited for the assassin’s strike. Inside, she thought: [Come on, put me out of my misery! I’m never working again in my next life!]
But instead of watching her die with cold indifference, the obsessed tyrant turned and pulled her into his arms, taking the fatal blow with his own body.
Sang Ning: ...?
Looking at one world after another falling apart and one male lead after another obsessively imagining a romance with her, she hugged her retirement plan and fell into deep thought.
Wasn’t something wrong with this script?
It's absolutely hilarious! I love reading this kind of funny story. It's a quick transmigration novel, so I really hope the author doesn't abandon it! 🤭
It's so good, so funny!