[Pure romance] [Multiple heroines] [Feel-good power fantasy] [Political intrigue] [Invincible protagonist] [Coming of age] [Lighthearted comedy] [Mind-bending suspense]
My name is Li Yi. The Yi means “single-minded.”
If you believed the tags above, congratulations. You’re my adoptive father now.
I was born into a broken family, but luckily, I have a girlfriend who loves me very much and a boyfriend who loves me very much.
And please don’t get confused about my gender. I’m male.
But one dark and stormy night, I was horrified to discover that everyone around me, except for me…
was human!
And I was a beast!!!
“Heh heh heh, Shen He, the three-year agreement is up. I’m here to take back everything that belongs to me!”
The world is fake. Love is fake. I’m fake too. Hahahaha, I’m firing the damn cannon! That Italian cannon of yours! I’ve made it, Daoist!
I’m the reincarnation of a polar bear! I’ll make Wangzai Xiaoqiao ride Qin Shi Huang!
The abbot? The principal? Yang?
Just a little frost and hardship. Fire the cannon!
Today, I point my sword toward the stacked clouds, and I’m telling you I was lying.
My name is Li Yi. I’m a PC offender, and I’m about to start abducting people.
Actually, everything in this blurb is fake, because… sorry, it’s pure absurdity.
But remember: the world is real, love is fake, and you are fake.
If you feel like you’ve been poisoned by this, I welcome your friends and family to come get poisoned with you.
Li Yi
