Reborn as a Cat, I Raise My Good-for-Nothing Owner into a God

Holy crap! Reborn from the start, and I’ve become a pitch-black stray cat with zero combat power?! In my previous life, I was Zero, the uncrowned king of the assassin world! In this life, I’m being held by a good-for-nothing college girl who does nothing but scream?! System alert: [If you are not contracted within 30 minutes, the Host’s soul will be formatted!] To stay alive, I, the king of assassins, swallowed my pride and put on a tearful stray-cat act right there. My plan to get adopted worked! But who could have guessed that the next second, a server-wide announcement would reveal that the game had become a real-life hell, with no way to log out! “Eeeee! Kitty, I’m so scared!” Looking at my good-for-nothing owner, sobbing in my arms, a look of disdain flashed through Zero’s feline eyes. Scared? With me around, what have you got to worry about? [Absolute Instinct activated: Enemy assassin’s attack trajectory locked! Threat level: High!] [Tactical Mind calculations complete: Optimal evasion strategy generated!] “Meow!” (Move your head, damn it!) Zero slammed his head into his owner’s chin and pulled off an extreme maneuver, dodging the sneak attack by a hair’s breadth! Don’t panic. This is only the beginning! The road to raising my owner has just begun!