Wife Kneels Down to Sing "Conquer" for Her Male Assistant at a Karaoke Bar

"Lin Feng, you're really something! Don't you know what day it is today? You're trying to fool my Xiao Wan with this piece of junk?" The sharp, sarcastic voice came from my mother-in-law, Li Cuifen. She pointed at the rather plainly packaged birthday cake in my hand, her face full of disdain, as if it weren't a cake but a pile of garbage. Today is my wife, Xu Wan's, thirtieth birthday. To surprise her, I spent the whole day using the best ingredients I could find to personally make this Black Forest cake, her favorite. But now, this cake, which carries all my...