Punish Me Again? Your Sweet, Shy Little Wimp Is Here to Steal Your Heart

[Reborn + rekindled romance + pursuing his husband + sweet love]

Brooding, paternal dominant × sunny goofball who loves being absurd

Before being reborn:

Yuan Wuyou felt as if he’d lived the life of a villain.

A father who died young, an abusive father, a brother with the world on his shoulders, and a marriage partner who didn’t know how to love.

No matter how obedient or strong he was, it seemed he would always be abandoned.

Then he died

just when Yu Yanshu and the people of the world loved him most.

After being reborn

Yuan Wuyou has lost his memories and become a pomelo spirit.

One day, he’s crouching by the roadside to buy ten skewers of gluten.

At the inn next door, the authorities are cracking down on prostitution, and they arrest him too.

His marriage partner comes to bail him out.

During questioning, the fruit-themed officer follows protocol and asks:

“Were you there to pay, or to get paid?”

Remembering his ten skewers of gluten, Yuan Wuyou answers earnestly:

“Uncle, I was there to pay!”

Yu Yanshu’s expression goes dazed for a moment, then his lips curl in a sneer.

“Hundreds of years apart, and you’ve really been getting wild!”

Only when he’s lying across Yu Yanshu’s lap and his pomelo peel is being stripped away does he realize something’s wrong!

But it’s too late!

“Don’t you remember? You’re already married!”

“Ow! Be gentle, you’re going to split my butt open!”