The Mental Hospital Has Gone Mad: Everyone Here Is a God or Demon!

Xu Nuo, an overworked office drone, died suddenly at his desk. When he opened his eyes, he had become the new director of a psychiatric hospital.

He soon discovered that something about this hospital… wasn’t quite right.

The head nurse was gentle and graceful, and enjoyed making clay figurines. The figurines she made would even call her “Mommy.”

The taciturn security guard always claimed he had a third eye and could see through every demon and monster.

The patients were even more outrageous!

One muscular man with manic episodes hugged a hammer and called himself “Thor.” Whenever he had an episode, lightning flashed and thunder roared.

One shy young woman with social anxiety caused a terrified stone statue to appear in the hospital the day after anyone met her eyes.

And then there was a monkey with histrionic personality disorder, leaping about with a mop over his shoulder and insisting he was the Great Sage, Equal of Heaven!

Xu Nuo: “…Got it. I’m the only normal person in this entire hospital.”

Just as he was preparing to run, a notification sounded in his mind:

[The Most Sane Psychiatric Hospital System has been bound! Use scientific treatment to cure gods and demons and restore order to the universe!]

[Newbie mission: Cure Thor’s “manic disorder” and confiscate his hammer!]

Xu Nuo watched the lightning snakes twisting outside the window, pushed up his glasses, and knocked on the ward door. “Mr. Thor, it’s such a waste to use your power for destruction. Why not… help supply electricity to our hospital?”

Later, when angels and demons descended to forcibly take the “patients” away,

Thor, now the “chief electrician,” Medusa, the “chief garden sculptor,” and Erlang Shen, the “gold-medal security guard,” silently stepped in front of Xu Nuo.

Xu Nuo was stunned. “I’m just an ordinary person. How on earth did I manage to keep a bunch of mighty gods and immortals in line?”

Gods and demons: “Maybe… because you’re the only person in the universe who gives us social insurance and a housing fund?”