Is the Baby Made of Water? Why Do They Cry Every Time I Kiss Them?
宝宝是水做的吗？怎么一亲就哭
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- Completed
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- 321k Words
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- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Billionaire CEO
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- 1y ago
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- Shocking! When the Possessive One Gripped My Waist and Kissed Me to Tears, My Jerk Ex Went Mad惊！病娇掐腰亲哭我时，渣男疯了Alternate title on Fanqie
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It's really good! The male lead's personality is portrayed very well, it's super good 💕 Don't miss it if you like yandere/yandere characters. You can tell the male lead really likes the female lead, but his methods might be wrong. The female lead obviously likes the male lead too, she just doesn't realize it.
This book is beautifully written, with well-developed and delicately described characters. It's perfect for fans of eccentric, possessive male leads and adorable, soft female leads. The original female lead abused the male lead, but after our new female lead appears, she tries to make amends.
It's so good!!! Fans of yandere/forced love stories should definitely check it out! It's totally my cup of tea. The male lead is so devoted to the female lead, willing to give everything for her—it's incredibly cool. The female lead's feelings for him, from running away to falling head over heels in love, are also fantastic. 🥰🥰🥰 I finished watching it in just a few hours and couldn't stop.
I think it's a really good read. The male lead is a yandere type, and the female lead isn't the typical naive and innocent type; she's also quite intelligent. If you like yandere stories, you should check this book out. The "bang bang bang" scene was done with the younger sister's consent; it wasn't forced. Everyone had their own ideas about what to do. 💕
Very engaging! The male lead is a possessive, obsessive-compulsive type who's deeply in love with the female lead, while the female lead is a delicate, clear-headed, and deeply emotional girl. I started reading this seven months ago, forgot about the later parts, and then started reading it again this February. In short, the plot and ending are great, I really like it.
It's so good! I stumbled upon this novel last night, the title caught my eye, and after reading the reviews and introduction, I decided to read it. I was so engrossed that I read all night and slept until 2 PM the next day. It's absolutely fantastic, totally my cup of tea! I've never read a book that suits my taste so perfectly!
This novel is of excellent quality, with a captivating and suspenseful plot, profound writing skills, and delicate descriptions. It closely matches the promotional descriptions and offers an exceptional reading experience. It's incredibly good value for money, worth rereading repeatedly, and highly recommended!
I absolutely love the author's writing style; it's so well-written. I haven't read Tomato (a popular Chinese online novelist) in ages, but today I made an exception and logged in. I was immediately captivated by this wonderful novel and read it from afternoon until evening – it's truly amazing! Through the author's pen, I've created a lively and adorable female protagonist. I really love this kind of personality! I hope there won't be any angst in the later chapters.
The male protagonist in the novel is a perfect example of a yandere character. Through extensive psychological descriptions and detailed portrayals, the author perfectly presents a character who is outwardly elegant but inwardly twisted. His morbid love and possessiveness are chilling yet irresistibly captivating. I found it very enjoyable and perfectly suited my reading style.
While reading this novel, I felt like a madman, sometimes screaming wildly, sometimes constantly exclaiming "Oh my god!" But whatever, young couples should just be happy! 😳😳