Reborn to Cultivate Immortality: The System Helps Me Win Without Lifting a Finger

In his previous life, he was an overworked corporate drone who died suddenly under the 996 grind. In this life, he transmigrated into the body of a good-for-nothing cultivator who had been shoved into an icy pool and drowned. When lying flat became the key to survival, Lin Xiaofan bonded with the [Lie-Flat Cultivation System] and unlocked a whole new approach to cultivation: sleeping in could raise his power, eating spirit cuisine could earn him top-tier techniques, and even admiring the scenery could score him ancient divine artifacts for free! Faced with pursuit by the sect’s prodigies and the covetous schemes of demonic factions, he whipped out stink bombs exchanged through the System to launch a biological attack, used a “salted-fish thrust” to throw off his opponents, and even summoned the primordial beast “Chicken You’re So Beautiful” to turn the tide of battle. In this cultivation world ruled by the law of the jungle, he opened an inn and built a commercial street, using a modern mindset to master the cultivation system and make “happily winning while lying flat” the latest trend. From face-slapping the inner sect’s young bullies to taming sharp-tongued spirit beasts, from breaking through to a new realm while feasting in secret realms to crushing Deity Transformation powerhouses with a railgun, watch as this reborn man, armed with a head full of internet memes, kicks off a lie-flat winning craze in the cultivation world. With beauties by his side and the Immortal Alliance in his grasp, he’ll write a legend of his own!