Welcome to the Jianbing Stand

[Variety show + comedy + devoted to each other + absurd humor + each other’s first love + happy ending + no logic]

I’m Jiang Zhounian, and I run a jianbing stall.

I can’t do anything except make jianbing, so you, the person over there who changed your name, I really can’t go on a show. Going on the variety show Have You Eaten? is even more out of the question.

…

Fine, I went on the show, but getting back together with you is out of the question.

I’m not lying. I’m committed to being single.

…

Really, I love you.

Let’s get married. Right now.

The unripe fruit we left behind all those years ago has ripened. Sui Kuo takes my hand and says he’s been looking for me for years, and his love never faded.

…

Sui Kuo, why is it still me?

Does my joking around only make you seem more faithful?

Jiang Zhounian: Welcome to the jianbing stall. I work here part-time…

Sui Kuo: Your main job is loving me.

Jiang Zhounian: That’s right.

Bonus scene

Jiang: Leave right now.

Sui: No.

Jiang (firmly): Leave!

After asking for a cheat code, Sui: Let’s go on a variety show together.

Jiang: No.

Sui: I bought your house. I’ll pay you to go on the show.

Jiang: No.

After asking for a cheat code, Sui: I’m sick. I can’t sleep without you.

Jiang: Fine, let’s go on the show.

After Jiang confesses his feelings, he rejects Sui outright.

Sui: (Devastated.)

Jiang is hurting, but remains cold and firm.

After finding a cheat code, Sui: I’ll find a way to make you brave.

Jiang (panicking): No!

And finally

Jiang: Boss, let’s get married.

Sui: You got it, boss.

[This story is entirely fictional. Please don’t read anything into it. Thank you.]

[Jiang 1, Sui 0]