Uncle Nine: I Start by Slaying Demons and Exorcising Evil, Then Cultivate Immortality by Burning My Life

[Decisive and ruthless] + [Lighthearted and witty] + [Feel-good power fantasy] + [Devoted to the Dao, no female lead] Luo Yan transmigrates. Good news: this is Uncle Nine’s zombie world, and he can cultivate immortality! Bad news: he’s a sickly weakling who could drop dead at any moment! Luckily, he awakens the [Life-for-Cash System], which lets him spend his lifespan like money. Slay demons and evil spirits to steal their yin lifespans. Burn his own yang lifespan to become stronger in an instant. So while everyone else trains through every season without pause, he spends his lifespan through every season without pause! Uncle Nine would need three years just to learn how to draw talismans. Luo Yan burns lifespan and masters it in one second! The Zombie King is impervious to blades and bullets? He burns a century of his lifespan, summons the Ancestral Master into his body, and blows it to pieces with one punch! Uncle Nine: “This child’s talent is terrifying!” Taoist Priest Simu: “Senior Brother, where did you find this disciple? I want one too!” Dong Xiaoyu, blushing: “Brother Yan, I’d like to take you out to dinner…” Luo Yan looks at the ever-growing lifespan balance in his System and grins. “This is just the beginning. You monsters, help me cultivate!” He grabs one and refines it in an instant!