Kurama’s Biggest Fan: Do I Look Like the Sage of Six Paths?

Transmigrate as Naruto? Get a god-tier gacha System from the start! One draw a day, with prizes like chakra fruit, the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path, the Nine Tailed Beasts, the Rinnegan, the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan... The top-tier rewards just keep coming! Flying Thunder God Body Flicker? Instant, with no hand seals! Perfect Sage Body? Max level right away! Three-Tomoe Sharingan? Complete control, with no side effects! Others train hard for ten years. I start at max level! Genin Naruto looks at the screen packed with SSS-rank skills and bursts out laughing. Then he wanders into the sealed space and grins at the furious Nine Tails. “Kurama, long time no see. Been sleeping well?” The bristling Nine Tails’ eyes go wide. “You little brat! How do you know my real name?!” Naruto, with a solemn expression: “Because I had a very long dream... In it, my name was Hagoromo Otsutsuki, and I created nine adorable little tailed beasts. One of them was a red-haired fox who looked just like you when you were little...” The Nine Tails, whose CPU is melting: “??? O-old man?! Is that you?!” And so, the most ridiculous con in history is born! When a tsundere tailed beast turns into a devoted fanboy, and the “reincarnation of the Sage of Six Paths” wields a god-tier System... Kakashi: “Wait! When did you learn Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu, Naruto? And how can you use it without hand seals?!” Zabuza: “Water Style? No! You call that an Ocean Style?!” The mastermind behind the shinobi world: “Wait! How does he know my plan?!” Naruto Uzumaki: “Fine, I’ll come clean. Kurama is my brother! And do I look like the Sage of Six Paths? You tell me.” Kurama: “Nobody move! I’ll protect the old man’s reincarnation!”