Cultivating Immortality Starts with Stinky Tofu

Medical student Lin Mo transmigrates into the body of a young physician in Qingshi Village. He plans to farm and enjoy a quiet retirement, but his dream of cultivating immortality is shattered when the Spirit Root Stone explodes during the immortal sect selection.

After his dream is dashed, he awakens a transmigration cultivation System and the [Myriad Spirits Dao Body]. Completing the System's missions earns him rewards! And so his path to immortality begins:

- Poking a hole in a blood-sacrifice formation with a manure fork

- Breaking an illusory maze by cooking spicy hot pot

- Teaching a sword spirit to sneer at enemies with an eye roll

When a scruffy old Daoist tries to lure him into becoming his disciple with candied hawthorns, Lin Mo brings along A Yuan, a gluttonous Sky-Devouring Rat, and Bai Li, a haughty sword spirit, and turns life at the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion into glorious chaos:

- Making diet meals for cloud beasts, only for them to become even more rainbow-colored

- Accidentally feeding three-day-drunk immortal wine to the spirit beast garden, knocking out every crane there

- Countering an opponent's seductive dual-cultivation arts with itching powder during a tournament, making them laugh until they surrender

But beneath the surface, dark currents are swirling:

- Demonic cultivators use a “laughing sickness” curse to kill villagers, leaving victims laughing until they collapse from exhaustion

- The Netherworld Hall uses birthday invitations to tie marriage threads and manipulate cultivators into slaughtering one another

- The sound of chains snapping deep within the Ancient Sword Mound grows more urgent...

With candied hawthorns in his left hand and stinky tofu in his right, Lin Mo pulls one wild stunt after another:

✅ Telling terrible jokes to freeze a formation of grinning corpses

✅ Faking the appearance of a rare treasure with a recording stone to lure in his enemies

✅ Turning confiscated demonic artifacts into a fully automatic barbecue grill

When the ninth heavenly tribulation descends, he dances and brews wine in the storm clouds, getting so drunk that the lightning bolts zigzag all over the place!

As golden light heralds his ascension, fragments of memories from his past life flash before his eyes. The System suddenly issues a warning: [Abnormality loading Earth Immortal Realm module]

Bai Li points her sword at the sky: “See you at the summit.”

Clutching A Yuan, who's busy chewing on a star chart, Lin Mo plummets toward an unknown immortal realm...