You Were Hired as Prison Warden, So Why Are You Building a Villa for a Panda?

[System] [Cute Pets] [Management] [Comedy] [Healing]

System: [Warden, immediately build an isolation cell for the S-rank criminal "Iron-Eating Beast" (panda)!]

I turned around and built our national treasure a luxurious air-conditioned room, complete with a slide and swimming pool.

System: [Carry out ideological reeducation on the A-rank prisoner "Giraffe" at once!]

With tears in my eyes, I climbed a ladder and gave it a thirty-minute neck massage.

System: [Emergency! Suppress the C-rank prison break gang "Penguins"!]

I quietly opened the gate to the neighboring female penguin enclosure and wished them a pleasant mixer.

I'm Lin You, a former office drone who just wants to lie flat. Every day, I work out of love and somehow manage upward with my warden System, whose brain is clearly broken.

Freshly laid off and saddled with massive debt, I inherited a rundown zoo that was even poorer than I was, and was forced to sign a draconian clause forbidding me from transferring it for a year.

I thought my life was over, but then I got bound to a dumb AI System that mistook animals for prisoners!

From then on, the whole world became ridiculous.

The husky that wrecks the house is charged with [First-Degree Property Damage], while the peacock that fans its tail is charged with [Indecent Behavior].

For the System's high-tech rewards, I put my office-drone instincts to work, wildly reinterpreting KPIs and turning brutal prison assignments into unexpectedly heartwarming tasks.

Little by little, my shabby zoo took the internet by storm. The animals grew sleek and healthy, and every one of them became a top-tier star with millions of followers.

When interviewed, all I could say modestly was, "It's nothing. I just treat them like royalty."

Meanwhile, my System still asks every day: [Warden, have you completed today's prisoner rehabilitation plan?]