After all the land on Earth sank beneath the sea, I bound myself to a System that makes me stronger every time I fish.
While others row around in busted boats, shouting, “Spare me some water!” I'm cursing at an empty hook: “Where's the SSR you promised me?”
On a stormy night, a school of sharks surrounds us, so I cast my line and reel in a pink dolphin-shaped pillow.
The survivors cry, “We're doomed!”
But the sharks' eyes widen in shock, and they all retreat in a panic.
The System chimes: “Legendary item ‘Shark Repellent’ activated.”
