Bima Wen Awakens: This Heavenly Court Is a Quantum Computer

On my first day after transmigrating into the role of the Heavenly Stables official, I used a programming language to write The Heavenly Steed Intelligent Breeding System, and somehow turned an old horse into a mech war beast! At the Peach Banquet, I cracked the code in the immortal peaches: they were actually consciousness suppressants implanted in the minds of the immortals! Even crazier, my body resets every day at midnight. It turns out Heaven is a time prison where all living things are held captive! When I used code to rewrite the formula for heavenly tribulations and turned the beasts from The Classic of Mountains and Seas into cybernetic weapons, the ancient Cthulhu deities were breaking through the seal on the core of primordial chaos... The Jade Emperor’s AI projection shrieked from the Hall of Miraculous Mist: “He’s the awakened Pangu Code! Activate the Celestial Star Firewall!” As the markings of a Chaos Egg appeared on my wrist, I grinned. “This lousy System needs an upgrade.”