Mount & Blade: Why Are You Crying Over My Wrong Skill Choices?

Multiple heroines + historical conquest + transmigrated Mount & Blade + card-draw System + comedic generals

Jiang Yu, a modern-day couch potato, wakes up to find himself in a medieval village.

From the start, bandits attack and massacre the village. He means to hide in a manure pit to save his own skin, but accidentally activates the [Overlord System].

Then, with one shaky tap, he puts all his skill points into [Polearm Mastery].

And so, the most ridiculous “god of war” in history is born: clutching a manure fork, he kills while crying, his movements as smooth as flowing water and his expression petrified with fear!

“Stay back! I'm so crazy even I scare myself!”

“System, you call this a golden finger? This damn thing's a disability System!” (With any weapon other than a polearm, his hands shake like he's got Parkinson's.)

But this is only the beginning...

The summoning feature unlocks, but every card he draws is a bizarre general: Peerless Vanguard Pan Feng, King of Trash Talk Mi Heng, Post-2000s Vanguard Xing Daorong...

Even more absurdly, the girls in this world look at him strangely too: a cool, mature beauty, a haughty knight, and a yandere physician.

And so, with a band of “bizarre famous generals” and “problematic heroines,” Jiang Yu sets off on his own unconventional road to conquest