Other transmigrators either have the aura of a born ruler or an overpowered golden finger. As for our protagonist, Li Gou, he nearly gets killed by the Yellow Turbans from the start. Luckily, he manages to latch onto Uncle Liu’s coattails. Wait, why does this seem a little off?
“My lord, let’s set up a ‘shared horse’ scheme. It’s economical and environmentally friendly!”
“The new recruits are too weak? Come on, do my ‘manly energy-boosting workout’ with me. I guarantee your back won’t ache, your legs won’t hurt, and you’ll be able to run up five flights of stairs in one breath!”
“The enemy’s too strong? Don’t panic. Try my secret ‘deluxe meal deal.’ I guarantee they’ll never forget it!”
Liu Bei: “Strategist, this plan of yours... why is it so unusual?”
Guan Yu: “I don’t really understand the strategist’s plan, but it seems... pretty effective.”
Zhang Fei: “Strategist! What fun thing do you have for us today... I mean, what brilliant plan?”
Cao Cao: “That weirdo in Liu Bei’s army has come up with another trick! Retreat at once!”
The other warlords: “Please, just take that menace away! We only want to fight properly!”
Li Gou spreads his hands. “What can I do? I’m a ‘sneaky bastard.’ If I don’t pull a few tricks, how am I supposed to survive to the end, marry a rich beauty, and reach the peak of my life?”
It's okay, the main character is quite funny 🤦
Pretty good [laughs]
I like it, it's well written, the author keeps up the good work
It's ok to just have fun with it