The Whole Internet Is Waiting for Me to Quit

Lin Xiaoxia accidentally binds herself to the Ridiculous Comeback System, which tasks her with completing all sorts of absurd challenges on short-video platforms, such as stewing a goose in an iron pot or imitating classic villain lines. The higher her completion rate, the more "feel-good energy" she earns, which can be exchanged for outrageous skills like instant makeup or X-ray vision. The System interface even comes with a sarcastic live-comment feature, which often erupts when the tasks get too ridiculous: "Host, with moves like that, you should just quit the internet!"