The Socially Anxious Captain Conquers the Universe with Milk Tea

Socially anxious heroine + two rival male leads + dark cuisine + livestream sales

I opened my eyes to find myself the head of a space pirate crew wanted across the universe.

> Seeing the fierce-looking crew filling the ship, I was so scared I fainted on the spot.

> When I woke up, everyone was clutching milk tea and binge-watching shows. “Captain, can Earthlings really conquer the universe just by watching TV?”

> I quietly opened an online shopping app. “Then… should I place a group order first?”

> The Imperial Marshal next door sent a message: “I heard you have ancient Earth milk tea. I’ll trade you a Death Star cannon blueprint for some.”

> The Federation President barged into the channel: “Don’t trust him! I’ll give you three resource-rich planets for your snail rice noodles!”

> I shrank into the captain’s chair and timidly raised a hand. “How about… you two split the order?”