[Hilarious + Misunderstandings + System + Silver-Tongued]
I woke up one morning and found I had transmigrated onto the Astral Express.
Other people get a talent, an overpowered System, and unrivaled strength from the start.
What about me?
[Ding! Welcome to the Issue Feedback System. Please wait up to five business days for your request to be processed,]
???
The enemy is charging, and I'm still filling out a repair ticket!
The plot has gone off the rails, so all I can do is submit an “Urgent Plot Repair Suggestion”!
The System occasionally gives me stuff, but not weapons. It gives me comfort stickers, motivational cards, and “Be Kind” badges!
All I wanted was to keep my head down and be a background character,
but somehow I ended up saving March 7th, tricking Bronya, and talking the boss into retreating...
Everyone thinks I'm a hidden powerhouse, the plot's mastermind, or a secret Aeon!
Only I know the truth:
I'm really not good at anything. I just talk nonsense and submit the occasional repair ticket.
Now the whole universe is waiting for me to fix the plot, but I'm really just a “customer support engineer”!
