She transmigrated into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting actress who shared her name.
The good news: she became the emperor.
The bad news: she was performing in a stage play.
“Your Majesty, punish General Fu severely!”
Li Shuang gazed at the face that was exactly her type. “Guards! Take him away!”
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Then Li Shuang added, “Give him a good wash and throw him on my bed!”
Everyone was stunned.
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System: Win over the deranged villain! Make him fall for you.
Li Shuang: (sharpening her knife) Sounds good.
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Li Shuang poured her heart out to him.
Fu Shizhou gazed at her tenderly, acting completely unlike the cold, unfeeling madman he was supposed to be.
Li Shuang: (smirking) You’re no match for me, little villain~
System: Affection: 0%
Li Shuang’s hand slipped from beneath her chin.
Fine, man. You’ve successfully awakened my competitive spirit.
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Green tea Li Shuang: “Brother Shizhou, I’ve realized you look a lot like one of my relatives.”
Fu Shizhou: “Oh?”
Li Shuang made a heart with her hands. “You look like my mom’s son-in-law.”
System: Affection unchanged.
Li Shuang pressed on, transforming into a cool, mature beauty.
Fu Shizhou took off his coat. “It’s cold. Don’t catch a cold.”
Li Shuang: It’s getting cold. Time to make the System go bankrupt.
The System trembled: Affection +0%
Li Shuang: ...
In the end, Li Shuang gave up. Staying in this lousy book wasn’t so bad.
If she could live, she’d live. If not, she’d die.
In baggy shorts and slippers, she was living better than any immortal.
She went out to buy food, no longer bothering with makeup or keeping up an act.
When she had no money, she ate instant noodles. When she did, she hired male models.
Then Fu Shizhou cornered her. Holding himself back, he said, “Baby, flirt with me one more time and I’ll go with you.”
She brought out the System she’d kept muted for over half a month. Seeing the affection score had shot up, Li Shuang was dumbfounded.
