Li Yang.
An enhanced version of the helpful citizen.
A shameless, high-energy streamer.
The System has gone off the rails.
From the start, he gets [Mastery of Getting Beaten Up].
He comes across a beggar, and Li Yang says with all sincerity:
“Take your time, brother! There are still thirty-eight more!”
He sees a funeral and rushes in.
His suona blares through the heavens, and everyone starts wailing for their parents.
The village chief clings to his leg. “Please stop playing! Our village already has too few people!”
Trying to break up a brawl, Li Yang asks, “Where’d you get that steel pipe? Doesn’t look very sturdy.”
Both sides: “Wait, calling the cops is one thing, but why are there military vehicles here??”
Many years later.
The World’s Greatest Chef: “If it weren’t for Li Yang, I’d still be making dog shit.”
International Detective: “Actually, Li Yang solved all my cases for me.”
