I Am Monk Tang Sanzang, Burying Heaven, Earth, and Air

After waking up as Tang Sanzang, the monk on the Journey to the West pilgrimage, and looking at the script of eighty-one trials, former office worker Tang Wei let out a cry from the depths of his soul: "Whoever wants to go get those scriptures can do it!" The Buddhist scriptures? Toss them! The Tightening Spell? Replace it with a continuous broadcast of The Road to Wealth! Wukong, stop fighting monsters. I'll teach you scientific pig farming: get listed in three years and go public in five! Bajie gets a share of the profits, Sha Seng livestreams sales, and the White Dragon Horse delivers straight through the demon realm like a supernatural courier. When the pilgrimage team becomes the richest in the demon realm, Guanyin stares at the financial reports and questions her entire existence, while the Tathagata denounces Tang Sanzang for using physical force to dispatch demons and playing dirty. Tang Sanzang smiles faintly. "Amitabha. This humble monk specializes in sending away poverty, backwardness, and all unrealistic fantasies, including the pilgrimage." This is an unconventional path to Buddhahood, using absurdity to turn the primordial world upside down and KPIs to crush tribulations!