My Wife Said She Was Going to the Mountains for Some Quiet Time, but She Ended up Having a Date at a Hotel

After my wife returned from her retreat in the mountains, she wouldn't let me touch her. She said I would pollute her aura. I was out to dinner with friends when I overheard the next table gossiping. "I know a woman who lied to her husband about going to the mountains for a retreat." "Actually, she spent several days in a hotel with her lover." My heart skipped a beat; it couldn't be that much of a coincidence. "The most amazing thing is that after she got home, she wouldn't let her husband touch her." "She said her husband would pollute her aura." The exact same words—undoubtedly, this woman was my wife. My hands trembled as I gripped my wine glass, unable to believe it.