A Shameless Menace Lands in Grave Robbers’ Chronicles and Sends Everyone Flying

[System + Touching to Extend Life + Tomb Raiders' Notes + The Iron Triangle] Qiao Yu successfully killed ten thousand zombies and “won” a transmigration gift package. She didn't get the long-awaited life of lying flat. Instead, some damn virtue-building System dragged her into the world of tomb raiding. Fine, fine. Other people transmigrate into mansions or get handsome men. How come she starts out as a lonely female zombie, and one who's not long for this world, at that? Looking at the life bar that was nearly empty, Qiao Yu clenched her fists until they cracked. After a while, System No. 006, the virtue-building System, appeared in the corner, covered in bumps: [Host, find someone you're destined to meet and cuddle up to them, and you'll extend your life!] … In the Corpse Accumulation Cave, Qiao Yu cuddled up against Wu Xie’s back. Her life bar, which was about to hit zero, shot up rapidly. Her eyes lit up. This was basically a human power bank! Without another word, Qiao Yu pulled out a hemp rope. Tying someone up and locking them in a dark room? That was right up her alley. Seeing this, the System trembled in the corner: [My dear Host, absolutely not! Please think this through!] … But the life-extending cuddling missions weren't as easy as Qiao Yu had imagined. At the underwater tomb in Xisha, she transmigrated as a banshee. He ran, she chased, and she went after Wu Xie like a dog on a hunt. The Qinling Sacred Tree was even more ridiculous. She'd put up with it the first two times, but how did she start out as a tree-branch monster on the third try?! In the corner, System Xiaodezi was sweating profusely: [There was nothing I could do. The Host didn't have enough points.] On the fourth try, she finally had a human shape. But when she saw the extra ten arms that popped out whenever she got excited, Qiao Yu fell into a long silence… In short, this is the story of an unreliable System meeting a Host who has no scruples, as the two of them stray further and further down the wrong path…