Uncle Jiu Is Stunned: His Six-Year-Old Disciple Beats Up a Zombie from the Start

【Uncle Jiu + Taoism + zombies + genre subversion + unexpected cuteness】 Uncle Jiu is exhausted. Other people’s apprentices go weak in the knees when they see a zombie, but his beat zombies until their knees go weak. Uncle Jiu: “Don’t get cocky! My apprentice is fiercer than you!” “Roar!” Zombie: “???” (gets clobbered with a baby bottle and knocked into the splits) Other people take on apprentices to support them in their old age. Mine sent me off to the afterlife on the spot! That’s enough. The more I say, the sweatier I get!