You Don’t Want a Beautiful Wife? Who Do You Think You Are?

Name: You Don’t Want a Beautiful Wife? Who Do You Think You Are?
Author: Cool Autumn Breeze

漂亮老婆都不要？给你脸了是吧！

by Cool Autumn Breeze (清秋微凉)

Status: Completed
Length: 540k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Two equally powerful leads + space setting + revenge + sweet and satisfying + mental power + love and hate]

[Beautiful merfolk crown prince with unmatched combat prowess × abstinent, scheming human general]

Interstellar General Lu Chi is ordered to investigate insect spies. He has just returned from the front to his residence when he hears that someone has climbed into his bed.

When they first meet, Lu Chi eyes the youth covered in suggestive marks, his gaze dangerous.

“Where’d this stray dog come from? You’re filthy.”

The merfolk crown prince, Yu Ci, has always been noble and proud. He’s never been mocked like this before, and immediately fires back coldly:

“What are you, to judge me?”

Well, now they’ve really made enemies of each other!

To return to the Merfolk Empire, Yu Ci has no choice but to stay in human society and look for clues. After the two accidentally run into each other eight hundred times, General Lu, teased until he loses control, says:

“Yu Ci, even if you keep clinging to me, I still won’t like you!”

Yu Ci is baffled. “You bastard, who’s clinging to you?”

After an accident leaves Lu Chi as the only cure for Yu Ci’s heat, the two are forced to join hands and gradually uncover the deepest secret hidden by the Human Empire.

Later, General Lu is caught stealing a kiss from his wife in bed. A fragrant palm strikes at once:

“Weren’t you supposed to be an abstinent general? Why are you sneaking kisses on my tail again?!”

A little mermaid’s daily routine of taming a dog, with two equally powerful leads teasing each other and pushing each other to the limit, from enemies in love to fighting side by side.

Other names

Damn! The Little Mermaid Kicks the Zerg to the Curb and Saves the Entire Galaxy淦！小人鱼踹翻虫族，拯救全星际Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

250Chapters

948Reads · 30 days

134.4kReads · all time

219Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.6Score

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You didn't care about your wife at first, but then you started chasing after her later, Hagiru, really! Little Mermaid is so adorable, and truly deserves the title of Mermaid King! He's handsome, intelligent, and incredibly strong in combat. You two, you absolutely have to be happy together! I also hope the other side couples in this story can be happy too (I've only read 159 chapters, please release a side story!!!).
42 likes1y ago
It's really good. There's no romance yet; to be precise, it's a one-sided crush that's unaware of its own feelings. It covers a variety of themes: space, Zerg, mermaids, black market, military academy. Personally, I think it's pretty good, and the character development is quite good.
23 likes1y ago
It's pretty good, but could you have made the protagonist (the bottom) a bit stronger? He seems a bit weak. He's supposed to be Wang Chu, yet even ordinary Zerg can seem to hurt him. I feel like the Zerg Queen is the strongest.
20 likes1y ago
It's a good watch, with a well-developed plot and a strong emotional arc. Yu Ci is adorable and quite powerful, but she needs to keep it hidden. Also, the Mermaid Empire's technology lags behind due to its isolationist policies. However, she's learning and developing, not just purely strong, and they fight side-by-side.
12 likes1y ago
It's seriously, seriously, seriously so good and perfect for watching while eating! I'm really picky, but this one is exceptionally good. I love strong leads! The main characters' personalities are so appealing! If you haven't seen it, you should definitely give it a try!
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I loved it! I finished it in one go. Because I have so many sensitive spots, I usually give up on most books after just one glance. Finally, I found one that really suited my taste, one that resonated with me perfectly, without touching any of my triggers. It's truly a rare find, so it deserves five stars!
11 likes1y ago
Beautiful! Beautiful! Each character in the author's stories is vivid and refreshing. However, there's one scene in the story that I didn't like very much: the part where Dingding leaves the palace. I know it's meant to advance the plot, but I still didn't really enjoy it. The author's writing is logically clear, the plot is complete, and every couple is adorable.
9 likes1y ago
It's caught up, and so far there don't seem to be any major issues. The romance plot isn't too abrupt either (?). It just feels a bit dragged out. ... Then something funny happened... The child got stolen again. I'm speechless.
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It's very good, but to be blunt, this book is worlds apart from the author's other works. However, it's truly excellent so far, with no real flaws. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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The author's writing is great, the plot is original, and the characters are very well-developed, especially the little mermaid, who is really cute. Please, author, update more frequently!
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