Livestream: You’re Love-Brained? I’m a Neurosurgeon with a Scalpel!

Su Chen transmigrates to Blue Star and becomes an obscure chat streamer. Just then, he binds to the Emotional Healing System. Helping people solve their relationship problems earns him System rewards. And so, the sharpest-tongued streamer on the internet is here! “Streamer, I’m a college student and I like a man twelve years older than me. I think we’d be great together!” Su Chen: “Great together how? Can you even find anything to talk about with him? Sis, you’re way behind the times!” “Streamer, streamer, I met someone through a matchmaking service and we’ve been dating for a little over three months. The only issue is, I’ve had quite a few ex-boyfriends. Can we get married?” Su Chen: “Go ahead, who’s stopping you? Buy one, get one free. That’s a steal!” “Streamer, I got into a bachelor’s program after vocational college. My boyfriend delivers takeout to support me, and I think he’s beneath me. Should I break up with him?” Su Chen grabbed his philtrum and gave it a hard pinch. “What the hell! You’re not even fit to lick his toes, you self-important woman. Pay back the money you owe and get out of my stream, or I’ll sue you for fraud!” Viewers: “Holy crap, this streamer’s mouth is pure poison!” “You said this was supposed to be emotional healing. That’s how you heal people?” Su Chen: “That’s not for you to decide. Just tell me, are you healed or not?”