
Why Do Zombies Go Out of Their Way to Avoid Me?
僵尸见我绕道走,为啥
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- Mystery
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- Mystery & Supernatural
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Very pretty! The author's style is quite humorous! He is indeed an authentic Northeastern person! Haha, recommend it! It's about the reincarnation of Uncle Jiu, a Taoist priest with one eyebrow, and then continues to slay demons and defend the Tao. It's really good and worth watching. Give it a thumbs up first and continue reading.
Title: Anti-routine masterpiece! On how to use "weird" settings to support a god novel The book "Zombies Take a Detour When They See Me, Why" is one of the most amazingly set novels I have seen on Tomato recently. It perfectly avoids all the clichés of traditional supernatural writing. 1. The character design is novel and full of contrast: The protagonist does not have explosive military power, but has a trait that seems "useless" but is actually unbelievable. It is this characteristic that constitutes the greatest suspense and laughter in the book. Seeing how the protagonist goes from being confused to using his abilities flexibly is a very dramatic process in itself. 2. High-energy plot and fast pace: The author knows how to capture readers very well. Each chapter has new baggage and twists. You will never guess what kind of "strange" reaction the next zombie you encounter will have. The reading experience is extremely smooth, and there is no peeing after reading it in one sitting. 3. The perfect balance of humor and horror: While creating a tense atmosphere, the zombies' "scare" and the protagonist's "confusion" can always be used to resolve fear, making readers jump repeatedly between being on tenterhooks and laughing. All in all, this is a sincere and anti-routine masterpiece, and you won't lose money if you invest in it! Five-star praise! The title of this book is direct and the content is even more direct! It's imaginative, full of laughs, and fast-paced. The interaction between the protagonist and the zombies made me laugh for a year! The author is so talented, I am waiting for updates every day, asking for more updates!
Yimei Taoist is a character in traditional Chinese ghost stories. It can be seen from the lines that the author is very familiar with Chinese mythology, so he devoted himself to writing this book to tell the story of Yimei Taoist's wonderful life after reincarnation. Such a good book, I must recommend it with five stars! Lin Xiaojiu painted it in detail and came to read it again.
It's so funny. It's not easy to catch ghosts with so many laughs. The author of this book writes fluently and is known for his humor. The seemingly impossible plot is very reasonable. I read through to the latest chapter and I think it's very good. There are indeed interesting souls everywhere! Hilarious scenes can be seen everywhere. Leave a mark first so you can continue reading in the future. The details are very vivid and he is quite observant. I like the strong flavor of life in this book.
It's so interesting, humorous and stylish. It's wonderful. Looking forward to the follow-up… It's getting better and better, I recommend sharing it [Adoration]
I fell in love with this book as soon as I read it. I didn't know what Maoshan Taoist priests were before, and I didn't know what Laoshan Taoist priests were either. I always thought they were the same. But after reading this book, I saw the difference. This book is about Eastern Taoism. It is not an exaggeration to be called "Oriental Harry Potter". The dialogue between the characters is in Northeastern China. Of course, the dialect is sometimes very vulgar, and sometimes it can make people feel nauseous. The author, Mr. Zeze, describes it very delicately. The simple narrative brings more joy. When you are happy, the purpose of this book is achieved. This is a good and down-to-earth book. I recommend it to you! It's so beautiful, the characters are vivid, jumping up and down, and the emotions are up and down, like a roller coaster🎢, the humorous dialogue of Northeastern Nagada, Gaga music, always funny, come and see, come and listen, hahahaha! Give Zeze a thumbs up [like][like][like] Give the work a thumbs up [like][like][like]🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉
When Northeastern comedy meets Maoshan Taoism, the combination is amazing! The online article "Why did the zombies take a detour when they saw me" has become a dark horse with the wonderful fusion of Northeastern comedy and Maoshan Taoism. It injects joyful genes into the fantasy demon-killing story, making readers unable to stop between tension and laughter. Northeastern comedy elements are the vivid background of the story. Northeastern dialect is used throughout the text, and words such as "Gada" and "Zhedi" have a heavy flavor, which instantly brings people closer together. The protagonist Lin Xiaojiu shows the characteristics of a pure Northeastern man. He never looks forward or backward when encountering evil spirits. He rolls up his sleeves and shouts "Just do it and it's over" and goes straight into battle. The description of Northeastern folk customs in the book adds to the sense of reality: the excitement of two people turning handkerchiefs, the display of New Year's goods, and the steaming sticky bean buns make the fantasy story full of life fireworks, as if you are in the ice-cold but passionate Northeast. Maoshan Taoism builds a mysterious and fantastic magic world. The basic drawing of talismans and reciting incantations are exquisitely and vividly depicted, and the talismans and low-pitched incantations of brushes, dragons and snakes contain the power to suppress evil. The peach wood sword, Bagua mirror, glutinous rice and other magic weapons each show their magical powers: the peach wood sword cuts iron like mud, the Bagua mirror reflects the true form of the evil spirit, and the glutinous rice spills to make the zombies retreat. Together with the tense evil-eliminating plot, it makes people immersed in the fantasy world. The collision of the two triggers a wonderful chemical reaction. Lin Xiaojiu never forgets humor and ridicule when casting spells. Faced with zombies, he complains that "it is not safe to live after death." His serious humor dilutes the seriousness of subduing monsters. During one exorcism, he muttered a wrong spell in a hurry, which made the monster even more violent. His helpless look while scratching his head and shouting "It's all broken" was hilarious, but he managed to resolve the crisis with Northeastern-style wit. This work breaks the stereotypes of traditional fantasy and uses Northeastern comedy to inject vitality into Maoshan Taoism, allowing readers to experience fantasy magic while constantly laughing. Its unique style is unique among online articles.
It's so beautiful. I accidentally clicked on it at first, but I didn't expect that once I started, I couldn't stop! The writing is novel, the style is humorous, and the plot has fascinating twists and turns. I read it in one sitting and must give it a five-star rating!
It is said that the truth is as high as the devil, but everything here is absolutely suppressed, and it is rare to have an imaginative mind. The plot is ups and downs, dense and dense, the characters are particularly interesting, and their speech is particularly slippery. Very beautiful
The author's writing style is delicate and smooth, the storyline is wonderful, the characters are vividly described, and the five-star praise [what][what][what] Very pretty